Bye Bye Noem
Say goodbye to Kristi Noem
As her emoluments were to her boss unknown
Being the first publicly fired
As her usefulness has expired
And despite her costumes and lip filler
No one likes a puppy killer
And of all your most exposed and egregious sins
Was not apologizing for the two murdered Minnesotans
But do not despair as not all is lost
You have your blanket to face the frost
And if you are in a lesser job with diminished pay
You can be employed in commercials looking happy and gay
Betty Ussach, Dartmouth
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